Wow,I have too many!A few of my favorites I can think of right now are:
Cat:"But why?I'm great as bait!All the vampires want to eat me!"
Bones:"I thawt I thaw a putty tat!"
Bones:"I did,I did thee a putty tat!" <-- hehe i laughed my butt of when i first read the book,and saw his Tweety imatation!
This part really had me laughing though.
(the entire scene actually,but I'm just saying certain parts of it)
Bones:"I'm glad your still upright,Charles,and the only reason you are is because she didn't have any silver.She'd have staked you right and proper otherwise.She has a tendency to shrivel someone first then introduce herself afterwards."
Cat:"That's uncalled for!"I said,insulted at the suggestion that I might be homicidal.
then later on...
Cat:"Oh,this'll be fun!"
Spade:"Where's she off to?"
Bones:"To hand you your arse,and for the record,if I htought I had any chance of keeping her out of this,I would.Woman's stubborn beyond reason."
Spade:"Stubbornness wont keep her alive.I'm astounded you'd allow her to-"
Cat:"Ok,so your a big bad vampire who's gonna rip my throat out,right?You see I'm armed-with steel,since this is a demonstraion and I don't want you to end up smelly-and you don't care because I'm just an artey in a dress.If you get a moouth on my throat first,you win,but if I plug you heart first,I do."
Spade:"Is she joking?"
Bones:"Not at all."
Cat:"Dinners getting cold.Come and get me,bloodsucker."
Spade:"Well,strike me pink!"
Cat:"I dont know what that means,but okay."
Hehe,I love that part.Then of course,the blood-chilling line-"If you run from me,I'll chase you.And I'll find you."
"But why?I'm great as bait!All the vampires want to eat me!"