What was your favorite quote from One Foot in the Grave?

[engarde]

This thread is to list your favorite quotes from OFITG. Mine has to be, "And that, Annette, is called Pilates"

[Syd Gill]

Mine too!!!

[tacobell]

I guess it's the one in my signature: "Once you go dead, no one's better in bed". It's become kind of a private joke between my bestfriend and I. Got us some weird looks, but hopefully most people don't understand what we mean. GMS always wins.

PS: Love the pilates one too, along with "I will knock the slut right out of you, Annette" (or something like that!)

[wonttorit]

I've tried and tried, but, just can not decide between these three, so I'm throwing them all out there:

1. "Vengence is the emptiest of emotions."

2. "Tate is right. We're not blowing you up before I get a chance to show you my sausage."

3. "I'm half Sicilian and half African. Both sides believe in retribution. The only pussy here is yours, Commander."


Ah, Jeaniene, you do have a way with words.

[engarde]

Another favorite quote was in a scene between Juan and Bones on page 196:
"You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!"
"And well she should have," Bones agreed. "She's my Kitten, and no one else's."

[Syd Gill]

"She's my Kitten, and no one else's."

Just reading that line makes me want to reread the series. I so love Bones!

[kyatty2007]

"She's my Kitten, and no one else's."

Just reading that line makes me want to reread the series. I so love Bones!

*sigh*, *swoon*....agreed Tee

[liddlshortydemon]

This thread is to list your favorite quotes from OFITG. Mine has to be, "And that, Annette, is called Pilates"

Yep, Ill second.. or third? that notion.. Definitely my favorite!

[China Doll]

Have you ever owed someone everything? All your strengths, all your victories, every last thing that meant anything in your life . . . and it can be traced to one single person? That what Bones is to me.” OFITG, 192.

Motherf*****, one of the guests was a vampire. They’d better be planning on eating cake, or I would have to get real frisky with the silverware. That would be a nice trick, slaughtering a guest at the reception without anyone noticing.” OFITG,77.
(My Husband’s Pick)


“You look fetching in that shade.
You filthy animal! Every night I prayed that you were dead and rotting in hell.
You should have spoken up a bit. The Almighty must not have heard you.” OFITG, 83.

Love it; love it; love it.
“Oh, Ms. Russell.
Would you be a luv and get me a drink? You remember my preference, I’m sure.
Oh, yeah. And a f****** whiskey neat.” OFITG, 89.

[DelilahK]

"Then one day a friend of mine asked me to find his daughter's murderer, and I traced her killer and his operation to a bar in Ohio. There I met you, and I fell in love. You can't imagine what that was like after centuries of...emptiness. I hadn't thought I was capable of falling in love, but at last I felt like I had something to give other than a good shag or killing a bloke for someone." Pg 271.

"You have ever taken his side over mine!"
"Not this again." PG 334

"You shot Danny Milton. Is this a new hostage negotiation tactic I'm not aware of?" PG 57

"Back in London I was many things." pg91

"Oh Kitten, now you're just daring me, aren't you?" pg105

"Because if I was going to f*%$ you, I'd get a bottle of gin, some Frank Sinatra music... and a crash cart for the heart attack you'd have." pg127

Okay there are more BUT I'll stop.