Have you ever owed someone everything? All your strengths, all your victories, every last thing that meant anything in your life . . . and it can be traced to one single person? That what Bones is to me.” OFITG
Motherf*****, one of the guests was a vampire. They’d better be planning on eating cake, or I would have to get real frisky with the silverware. That would be a nice trick, slaughtering a guest at the reception without anyone noticing.” OFITG
(My Husband’s Pick)
“You look fetching in that shade.
You filthy animal! Every night I prayed that you were dead and rotting in hell.
You should have spoken up a bit.
must not have heard you.” OFITG
Love it; love it; love it.
“Oh, Ms. Russell.
Would you be a luv and get me a drink? You remember my preference, I’m sure.
Oh, yeah. And a f****** whiskey neat.” OFITG