What was your favorite quote from One Foot in the Grave?

[engarde]

"Then one day a friend of mine asked me to find his daughter's murderer, and I traced her killer and his operation to a bar in Ohio. There I met you, and I fell in love. You can't imagine what that was like after centuries of...emptiness. I hadn't thought I was capable of falling in love, but at last I felt like I had something to give other than a good shag or killing a bloke for someone." Pg 271.

"Oh Kitten, now you're just daring me, aren't you?"

DelilahK,
Swoon worthy quotes.

[engarde]

:violin: Have you ever owed someone everything? All your strengths, all your victories, every last thing that meant anything in your life . . . and it can be traced to one single person? That what Bones is to me.” OFITG, 192.

Motherfucker, one of the guests was a vampire. They’d better be planning on eating cake, or I would have to get real frisky with the silverware. That would be a nice trick, slaughtering a guest at the reception without anyone noticing.” OFITG,77.
(My Husband’s Pick)


“You look fetching in that shade.
You filthy animal! Every night I prayed that you were dead and rotting in hell.
You should have spoken up a bit. The Almighty must not have heard you.” OFITG, 83.

Love it; love it; love it.
“Oh, Ms. Russell.
Would you be a luv and get me a drink? You remember my preference, I’m sure.
Oh, yeah. And a fucking whiskey neat. ” OFITG, 89.

China Doll, I greatly appreciate your enthusiasm, but please refrain from excessive use of emoticons. Also, please review the posting guidelines.

[China Doll]

Have you ever owed someone everything? All your strengths, all your victories, every last thing that meant anything in your life . . . and it can be traced to one single person? That what Bones is to me.” OFITG, 192.

Mother -----, one of the guests was a vampire. They’d better be planning on eating cake, or I would have to get real frisky with the silverware. That would be a nice trick, slaughtering a guest at the reception without anyone noticing.” OFITG,77.
(My Husband’s Pick)


“You look fetching in that shade.
You filthy animal! Every night I prayed that you were dead and rotting in hell.
You should have spoken up a bit. The Almighty must not have heard you.” OFITG, 83.

Love it; love it; love it.
“Oh, Ms. Russell.
Would you be a luv and get me a drink? You remember my preference, I’m sure.
Oh, yeah. And a f ----- whiskey neat. OFITG, 89.

China Doll, I greatly appreciate your enthusiasm, but please refrain from excessive use of emoticons. Also, please review the posting guidelines.

I fixed the errors.
Eng, your avatar's looking at me like I am in trouble. I will try to do better. I guess I should not post late at night. Sorry again.

[engarde]

No problem. Thanks for fixing. You do have some great quotes! Makes me miss OFITG and the scene where Bones licks the bottle...omg!

[Nslenea]

My fav would have to be:

"I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank."

[JamieLeaM]

This one made me laugh so hard. I love it, and China I adore all of those quotes you chose, good choices.

My fav would have to be:

"I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank."

[misstay978]

“Of course not Ian—it’s just normally at this hour—Bones and I are Fu@cking like rabbits—and I get twitchy-when I have to wait for him to climb aboard”

THis has to be my favorite!!!!

[wonttorit]

Hey Misstay, I like this quote too, but I believe it's from At Graves End, not One Foot in the Grave.

[JaZzi]

How freakish is it that my first thought was: "That's At Graves End", too??!
Not that there is anything like reading a book too often, but if there were....

[Mashara]

"Because if I was going to f*%$ you, I'd get a bottle of gin, some Frank Sinatra music... and a crash cart for the heart attack you'd have." pg127

Favorite.
I actually used something inspired by this quote on a guy from work (inapropriate to the nth degree, but we give as good as we take)