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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby cpb73 » 23 Jun 2012, 08:18

Can someone please explain to me why, in the name of all that is holy, a telemarketer would think it a successful maneuver to call a house at 8:00 on a Saturday morning? It's not. I conjugated the F word 47 different ways when the phone rang. Then I informed said telemarketer that _________________ (hubby's name) was not here and that if they found the bastard, he owed me five years back child support for our seven children. Somehow, I think we may have been marked off that call list.
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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby wonttorit » 23 Jun 2012, 08:24

cpb73 wrote:Can someone please explain to me why, in the name of all that is holy, a telemarketer would think it a successful maneuver to call a house at 8:00 on a Saturday morning? It's not. I conjugated the F word 47 different ways when the phone rang. Then I informed said telemarketer that _________________ (hubby's name) was not here and that if they found the bastard, he owed me five years back child support for our seven children. Somehow, I think we may have been marked off that call list.



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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby julia26 » 23 Jun 2012, 10:13

cpb73 wrote:Can someone please explain to me why, in the name of all that is holy, a telemarketer would think it a successful maneuver to call a house at 8:00 on a Saturday morning? It's not. I conjugated the F word 47 different ways when the phone rang. Then I informed said telemarketer that _________________ (hubby's name) was not here and that if they found the bastard, he owed me five years back child support for our seven children. Somehow, I think we may have been marked off that call list.

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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby wildchild1954 » 23 Jun 2012, 10:22

Sounds like a response that would work on the ones that want to call you at 9:00 PM too!! Personally, I think telemarketing should be outlawed.
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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby cpb73 » 23 Jun 2012, 13:58

Actually, it's become a game here. Hubby hates when they call because he never knows what I'm going to say. I've had two call for security systems lately. I told one of them that I would have my husband call as soon as he got home from sniper school. :D The last one who called for money for the police (which is not from the police, BTW - I have law enforcement confirmation of this), I told them that I couldn't donate anything as I almost had enough saved up for my *cough* implants. So as long as they don't call when I'm asleep, it's game on. If I'm asleep, they may get a bit of an attitude.
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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby wildchild1954 » 23 Jun 2012, 15:42

Sounds like fun!!
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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby DarkGoddess » 24 Jun 2012, 01:02

omg cpb you're awesome! great imagination, I don't think those kind of responses would cross my mind

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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby KrisM » 25 Jun 2012, 05:56

Got my shipping notice for Once Burned and Tempest Fury!!! Tomorrow is a AWESOME release day :D!!!!! Now, I better get the books on time!!!
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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby munchkin » 02 Jul 2012, 16:23

Been busy these past few weeks with my BIL staying with us while he waits for a liver transplant.
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Re: Frostie Off Topic #4

Postby engarde » 02 Jul 2012, 22:12

We've missed you, munch. Hope everything turned out okay with your BIL!
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