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Hey Frosties!

In anticipation of this weekend’s release party, we have all kinds of fun things planned. Currently, on the frostfans forum, we are running a scavenger hunt where you can win lots of prizes. Also, we have several opportunities to win via twitter and facebook.

Today, we are giving away a Jeaniene Frost character t-shirt! With all the conventions coming up, you’re going to want to show your Frostie spirit.

All you have to do to enter is to leave a comment below telling us your favorite LOL moment from the series is.


One entry per person. Multiple entries will be deleted. Winner will be selected by You may enter until midnight EST tonight!

International entries welcome.

Also, please mark your calendars for Sunday night at 8:00 PM EST where Jeaniene will join our release party for a chat about her newest title, This Side of the Grave. Release party and book club discussion will take place on the forums. Free membership required.


  1. vsfunk

    March 25, 2011

    from TSOTG: “You continue to stay silent and I’ll cook your frank and beans next” – just lost my soda when reading that line 🙂

  2. DarkBloodyVamp

    March 25, 2011

    My favorite LOL moment has to be from This Side of the Grave when cat is with Vlad and Mencheres and Vlad asked her if she was just checking out both of their “packages”. ROTFLMAO that was priceless! Cat dealing with that situation and e3ven Mencheres reaction. 🙂

    Would LOVE to win a t-shirt!


  3. liddlshortydemon

    March 25, 2011

    My favorite laugh out loud moment was when Mencheres said “The shit is gonna splatter. Start Buggin’ Yo.”

    I died laughing when I read that!

  4. composingcat

    March 25, 2011

    I”m sure a bunches of are going to answer this same one but it’s so out of character it’s awesome sauce.

    The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly. Destined for an Early Grave

    I think there was a united burst of laughter around the world when we read that.

  5. Tynga

    March 25, 2011

    I have to go with Mencheres’ “The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,”
    But there are so many great moments!
    There also after chapter 32 when Bones says to Cat the police came and gone while they were at it because of the noise =P

    THanks for the giveaway!

  6. MrsUnseen

    March 25, 2011

    My favorite LOL moment was when Bones called Justina to share the news abt him being her son-in-law

  7. mountie9

    March 25, 2011

    From the short story in Death’s Excellent vacation when she says

    “Of course, Bones always looked good enough to eat. Whoever said don’t play with your food sure hadn’t been a vampire.”

  8. quimbayai

    March 25, 2011

    shit gonna splatter moment :] kills me every time i read it!


  9. danad

    March 25, 2011

    I have to go with when Mencheres answering Cat with “The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,”. I also loved that Cat called him ‘walks like an egyptian’!!!

  10. Juliann

    March 25, 2011

    Ian singing the Major General song from Pirates of Penzance. XD I died; mostly because I had to sing that song in a sixth grade play. Best part – my mom came out laughing when she read it, but I had to point out where she’d heard that song before! FAVORITE. LOL. MOMENT.

  11. Christmasgirl

    March 25, 2011

    One of my fav scenes is when Bones proposes to Kat and he immediately calls Justine.. Don’t remember the exact quote but I think he calls her MOM!

  12. RedReaper

    March 25, 2011

    Definitely love the whole Walks Like and Egyptian/”Shit’s gonna splatter” part. That was priceless. Also loved in FDOC when Spade told Denise that he had stomped around to wake her up and then taken a cold shower so she’d notice him showering.

  13. mamayoda

    March 25, 2011

    One of my fav’s is from OFITG when Bones tells Justina that her problem is that she’s in need of a good shag. That caught me off guard and I LOVED Cat’s reaction and internal dialog! Love these books!!!!!

  14. drea268

    March 25, 2011

    I love when Bones and Vlad have a go at each other so two of my favorites are

    “You know those old Romanians. Just bloody unreasonable.”
    “At a time like this, you must miss your long wooden poles”

  15. JDeg

    March 25, 2011

    Mencheres…..“The shit is gonna splatter. Start buggin’ Yo.”

    Love him!

  16. jana3bananas

    March 25, 2011

    I lol at the banter between Cat and Vlad! Like when he says , with an invitation like that reaper you should form a line to the right………!

  17. sonkad

    March 25, 2011

    The “packages” scene with Cat, Vlad and Mencheres was hilarious!!!! I love every singles scene with my Vlad 🙂

    Another my favourite is when Cat´s pyrokinetic abilities showed up for the first time in that scene with Gregor..

  18. gaelic81

    March 25, 2011

    My favorite LOL moment is when Bones discovers that Justina is having sex with Rodney! Priceless.

  19. vickyvak

    March 25, 2011

    When Bones tells Justina she needs a good shag! I imagine her face and it’s priceless!


  20. HorseLover

    March 25, 2011

    I just love when Bones and Vlad go at it. One of my favorite moments would be when Bones said: “At a time like this, you must miss your long wooden poles.”

  21. Sim Sim

    March 25, 2011

    Some of my favourite scenes from the series are the the shit’s gonna splatter start bugging yo scene, when Bones ever so kindly informed the snooty couple in the elevator about their infidelities and when bones beat that ghoul with his own arm. I love those scenes.

  22. sparkeenz

    March 25, 2011

    So many to choose from but im going with HTTG “Lucifer’s bouncing balls, Kitten, not again”and “come on, Kitten, let’s go. Before your murder someone else” I just loved that part it was so funny hehe still laughing

  23. VladsGal

    March 25, 2011

    my fav LOL moment is when keira is trancing that guy when Vlad is there and he makes his comment about her telling the boy that wolves are the children of the night. i still laugh everytime i read it

  24. Manó

    March 25, 2011

    One of my favourite moment was when I was reading This Side of the Grave.

    “Premature inflamulation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.”

    Vlad. Damn, I love him =]

  25. Zemi

    March 25, 2011

    Sooo many to choose from, but I’d have to pick when Bones catch Justina and Rodney at his place in AGE. ANd when Bones makes Cat jump off the bridge in TSOTG

  26. yayalaura

    March 25, 2011

    My LOL moment was when upon arriving at Justina’s, Bones can hear her and Rodney getting it on. Fabulous!

  27. ladyactress

    March 25, 2011

    Pretty much everything Vlad or Mencheres sayed *grin*
    Best Mencheres quote ever:”The shit is gonna splatter. Start buggin’ Yo”
    Or when Cat sayed: Hey walks like a egyptian.”

    This is amazing from Vlad:
    “What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?” Vlad asked scathingly. “Jealousy is such an ugly trait.”
    or:”No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall.”

    Those two are just so dry hilarious xD

  28. Kelly M

    March 25, 2011

    When Spade meets Cat…. hehehe… Big tough vampire getting his butt kicked by little’ol Cat… Classic Funny!!!!

  29. Kelly M

    March 25, 2011

    forget my email…. DUH!!!

    crazybookfairy(AT)gmail(DOT) com

  30. missunshine

    March 25, 2011

    Premature inflamulation was just too funny. And anytime Bones and Vlad start in on each other.
    Love when Bones says Lucifers bouncing balls, not again Kitten.

  31. Night Hawk

    March 25, 2011

    My favorite LOL moment has got to be this:

    “The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?”

    The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.”

    I laughed for several seconds, and it took me awhile before I could continue reading without bursting into a small burst of laughter.

    I also love it whenever Bones and Vlad have a go at each other. I also love pretty much everything Bones says to Justina.

  32. mandynight

    March 25, 2011

    LOL moments are very frequent with these characters. How could I possibly choose just one?

    HTTG: That earned me an amused glance. “Ass-munch. Suck-neck. You kiss your mum with that mouth?”

    OFITG: Tate’s voice still reached me through the door. “Got something you’re embarrassed to show us, vampire?” he taunted.

    AGE: “Actually, Justina, I didn’t just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was…right, degenerate whore as well. Did I ever tell you my mum was one? No? Oh, blimey, I come from a long line of whores, in fact…”

    DFAEG: “Tepesh, I’ve come a long damned way to get here, and pretty as your little dragon door knockers are, I don’t fancy spending more time outside admiring them.”

    TSOTG: Timmie gave Bones and me a speculative glance. “Before we go, I gotta know: If
    mind-reading abilities are real, there’s something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires—”
    “Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand,” Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

  33. jane

    March 25, 2011

    One Foot in the Grave – “And that, Annette, is called Pilates”

  34. shiftergrrrl

    March 25, 2011

    I wish I had made notes!
    One of my favorite funny moments is when Cat meets Vlad: “You’re Dracula? You have to be shitting me!”

  35. irwinke

    March 25, 2011

    any moment to do with Bones rubbing in his relationship with cat to justina, especially when he’s telling her on the phone that they’re getting married! SO FUNNY!!!

  36. wendy71268

    March 25, 2011

    TSOTG: Cat –“What the hell was that? Vlad: “Premature inflamulation, happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.

  37. 24catwoman

    March 25, 2011

    There’s several, but the one most fresh in my mind is right after where Vlad makes Cat try her new powers and she tells him that if she gets fresh with him not to take it personally,and she looks at both Mencheres and Vlad’s crotches. 2 funny!!! Loved it!!!

  38. hellokittiexoxo

    March 25, 2011

    One of my fave LOL moments is when Juan is awed by Bones that she calls him Kitten and Cat let’s him. Then he explains how Cat kicked his balls up to his chin : )

  39. dclovesbones

    March 25, 2011

    I know this one is popular but I almost fell over laughing at this one……it was hard to pick just one quote!

    “What the hell was that?” I gasped. “Premature inflammation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing. I don’t like to talk about it.”
    This Side of the Grave

  40. AnaLu

    March 25, 2011

    When Spade meets Cat and when Cat meets Francesca and she gets super jealous LOL

  41. bonesgirl

    March 25, 2011

    I can say that anything Bones says to Justina is funny….from when she learns she is his mother in law to when he finds out she was sleeping with a ghoul…. great lines between the two.

  42. jatlantis

    March 25, 2011

    This Side of the Grave: “Less bitching . . . more learning,” Vlad grated. Then he closed his eyes, as if dismissing
    me. “I know, I’m delicious. Nummy . . . nummy,” he muttered to the Remnants feasting on him.

  43. Zainab

    March 25, 2011

    In One Foot in the Grave starts on pg 230 “Quit it! Tate, enough of the taunts, and Bones, how old are you? Why don’t I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can just wave them at whoever’s pissing you off.” And keeps going. I love love LOVE this bit because then she gets angry at Bones for convincing her not to wear underwear when on a job. Major lol.

  44. KimD

    March 25, 2011

    Okay, I have a couple from TSOTG

    “Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand” Bones

    “Premature Inflamulation, Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.” Vlad

    “I’ll be sure to thwart any jock-jumping attempts you might make on me or anyone else” Vlad

    This was seriously one of the funniest books I’ve ever read that still included drama and action! I LOVED it! One of my favorites!

    Thanks for the chance at a free shirt. Awesome.

    duncan449 [ at ] yahoo [ dot ] com

  45. Stacey

    March 25, 2011

    Am I to late!
    I need to keep better notes on what I read but I get so involved I just keep reading!
    I am going with the whole Package seen! So funny, I can just see their faces!

  46. swift.kitten

    March 25, 2011

    😛 Death’s Excellent vacation when she says

    “Of course, Bones always looked good enough to eat. Whoever said don’t play with your food sure hadn’t been a vampire.”

    Loved this part !!
    thanks for the t shirt giveaway !

    Kat 😉

  47. engarde

    March 25, 2011

    This contest has now ended. Thank you to all who participated. Congratulations to Jane!
    Jane, you should have an email in your mail box requesting your t-shirt selection and address.
    There are many prizes yet to win this weekend, so don’t forget about the This Side of the Grave release party this Sunday night at 8:00 PM EST on the frostfans forums. Please see this link for more information:

  48. munchkin

    March 26, 2011

    Congrats Jane ! I Missed the contest, but one of my favs is Juan commenting on Bones calling Cat, Kitten !
    Also the reveal about Cat going comando for years because Bones told her it helped her attract the prey !

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